Can't you follow the *SIMPLEST* of instructions?

I just told you *SPECIFICALLY NOT to* click there on THIS PAGE!

GOOD ME!...Would you look at that below! THAT'S me!

DWAYNE! I think we've been broken into! DWAAAAAAAAYYYNNNEEE!!!

Someone's trying to steal my identity!

And by the look of that picture...they've made a start to capture my very soul!

I think they've done it!

I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET!

I FEEL DIZZY ALL OF A SUDDEN!

DWAAAAAAYYYYNNNEEE!!!

SEECCCUUUURRRRRIIIIITTTTYYYYY!!!

...anybody?

I MEAN, AT THE *VERY LEAST* SOMEONE DOULD GET ME A CUP OF TEA TO CALM DOWN MY NERVES!