Welcome to Battenberg Estate

...Or at very least, the websaw of it

No timewasters, don't dawdle.

If you're from the tax office, I'm not in.

Whatever you do...DO NOT. IN, ANY, CIRCUMSTANCES. CLICK HERE

This text is bold, brave and strong...UNLIKE YOU!...YOU COWARD! I CHALLENGE *YOU* TO A DUEL!I bet you think you're SO tough, hiding behind a screen, REVEAL YOURSELF!

Here's a little image, it's little, because it isn't big:

Great places to visit before you tire/and/or expire:

Why must we keep going around in endless circles?